December 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
It tastes like pink!: I'm not asking for special... →
aaajmachine:
Brittana needs to kiss and be seen as a regular normal couple. They need to talk to each other. Be mad at one another over silly things and then make up. They need to continue challenging the other and supporting them when the other needs it. They need to bicker, laugh, be…
shipwrecks
Me: YES, FABERRY!
Writers: Lol, no.
Me: Naomily, that's canon!
Writers: Lol, Naomi cheated and broke Emily's heart.
Me: Brittan-!
Writers: Lol, we'll fuck that up. Just you wait and see.
Me: Faye and Cassie totally have the potential to-
Writers: Be sisters.
Me: Bering and Wells is so ON-!
Writers: Lol, we just killed H.G.
Me: Shane and Carmen are going to get married, I'M SO EXCITED-!
Writers: Lol, no, Shane's leaving her at the altar.
Me: Mini and Franky-!
Writers: Lol, we've set everything up just to so that we can rip your heart to shreds. Not gonna happen.
Me: At least Bo still has Lauren-
Writers: NADIA'S AWAKE NOW.
Me: SOPHIE AND SIAN ARE GETTING MARRIED AND THIS IS ABSOLUTELY A FOREVER MOMENT-!
Writers: NO. HERE'S AMBER.
Me: Dana and Alice are meant to be! It's so cute-!
Writers: Lol, Dana's dead now.
Me: ...I hate you so much.
Writers: Lol, it's raining on your face.
Love this hahahaha
brickbyboringbrick523:
Aren't you the vagina wig???
submitted by waitingforever4u
Helen McCrory and Helena Bonham Carter are two...
mccronham:
So. Much. TRUTH.
When you ship a pairing from a show you don't even...
raphmike:
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
Reblog if you've ever felt personally victimized...
abhorrent-mess:
My Patronus is Alan Rickman.: In Tim Burton's... →
mypatronusisalanrickman:
Planet of the Apes:
Ari
Developes romantic attraction for Leo, helps him lead the rebellion, Leo leaves.
Big Fish:
Jennifer Hill
Develops romantic attraction for Edward Bloom at age 8. Attraction develops further when he fixes her house. Can’t have Edward Bloom because he’s…
swear-to-it:
Just made the background on my laptop a picture of Helena and Helen.
I feel that this has already improved my life.
procrastinatingftw asked: What's your favorite gif? (:
Tumblr, I miss you so, so much! D':
Soon I’ll have my laptop back and be able to use you everyday again. <3
Sorry to all the people I haven’t messaged back yet, I haven’t forgotten you I swear, I just need to get my baby laptop back and I’ll reply to you all!
Mom: *looks at my phone wallpaper* Who is that? Is that you?
Me: No, it's Helen McCrory.
Mom: Is that your friend?
Me: No, HELEN MCCRORY.
Mom: I don't know who that is.
Me: ...Narcissa Malfoy.
Merry snixxmas and happy Hanukka to all my amazing...
finnstudsonteam:
I'monna buy the DVD of Let Me In
When you and your best friend say something at the...
i-got-them-moveslikevoldy:
“TELEPATHIC MINDS.”
-sees a favourite blogs of 2011 post on dash-
me: omg maybe im on it!
-searches for URL-
me: well maybe uh maybe i just missed it
-searches again-
me: maybe they uh just forgot ....
me: my blog sucks.